“War wound. I took a bullet in the penis in North Africa. They were able to save my dick but they had to leave two holes”Then the guy looks to his right and sees ... three streams!“What the hell is that?” “War wound. Germany, bullet in the penis, left three holes”.The two veterans then look over at the guy in the middle and see... 12 streams!“War wound??” “Nah my zipper’s stuck”A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes. “Boy, I’d give anything to sink this putt” the golfer mumbles to himself.Just then, a stranger walks up beside him and whispers “Would you be willing to give up a quarter of your sex life to sink the putt?”Thinking the man is crazy and his answer will be meaningless, the golfer also feels that maybe this is a good omen, so he says “Sounds good to me” and promptly sinks the putt!Two holes later, he mumbles to himself again “Gosh, I wish I could get an eagle on this one”.The same stranger is suddenly at his side again and. I used to work with him and even went on a date with him right before I met my husband just over 6 years ago. He had just turned 19 and I was 30. I remember being so flattered that he wanted to date me. Since then, I've married and he's had numerous sex partners throughout the years. I know this because he still drunk texts me on a regular basis. And I enjoy the idea that this young kid likes me and I love hearing his stories about his one night stands and things. I never had a chance to live like that since I had my first kid at 19. It gives me some mental stimulation.So, I knew I shouldn't meet with him but it was innocent. He was harmless and knew I was married and I was very clear that I was not messing that up. My husband knew I occasionally talked to him and even once suggested we consider a threesome with him. I turned that down immediately since I knew that would only complicate things. And now my husband said I was leading him on and shuldn’t continue to respond when he.
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